1. 17:16 28th Jul 2014

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    Reblogged from laurenfuckingmarie

    florelgreen:

    you’re really cute and its ruining my life because i think about kissing you all the time

     
  2. 17:15

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    Reblogged from orgasm

    nursejoy:

    having a crush should be #1 in 1000 ways to die

    (Source: slydig)

     
  3. 17:14

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    Reblogged from nbrhoods

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    misha-dmitri-t-krushnic-collins:

pivotalwolf:

anorie:

lotrlockedwhovian:

baara:

the lady behind the counter asked how much whipped cream I wanted and I asked for a shit ton and then she came back with this

We now know the exact amount of shit ton, thank you for your contribution

#Excellent customer service

I used to work at Dunkin and I swear you would do things like this on peoples ridiculous requests and it either got a chuckle and a thank you… Or they bitched you out for being a smart ass.
Example: one time a dude asked for heavy cream so my cashier asked how white they wanted the coffee and they said make it purple. So I went to the decoration area and got flavorless food dye and made it purple. Never had a dude laugh harder in my life

this woukd have made me so happy

    misha-dmitri-t-krushnic-collins:

    pivotalwolf:

    anorie:

    lotrlockedwhovian:

    baara:

    the lady behind the counter asked how much whipped cream I wanted and I asked for a shit ton and then she came back with this

    We now know the exact amount of shit ton, thank you for your contribution

    I used to work at Dunkin and I swear you would do things like this on peoples ridiculous requests and it either got a chuckle and a thank you… Or they bitched you out for being a smart ass.

    Example: one time a dude asked for heavy cream so my cashier asked how white they wanted the coffee and they said make it purple. So I went to the decoration area and got flavorless food dye and made it purple. Never had a dude laugh harder in my life

    this woukd have made me so happy

     
  4. 17:12

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    Reblogged from seizuresluncheon

    magicaldorkwhore:

    modestdemidov:

    robinistall:

    fish shaming [x]

    jesus christ i’ve been waiting for this

    that cold, dead stare from the cannibal fish with the blood red eyes tho

     
  5. 16:25

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    Reblogged from nbrhoods

    nicoosuxx:

    Omfg

    (Source: rexuality)

     
  6. 16:23

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    Reblogged from laurenfuckingmarie

    have you ever been so wildly attracted to someone you can actually feel it driving you insane

    (Source: sunndogg)

     
  7. 16:20

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    Reblogged from throughthetardisdoor

    sisterofasnowqueen:

    kellycuppycake:

    Disney princesses meeting their princes for the first time.

    it progressively gets more awkward each movie

     
  8. 16:20

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    Reblogged from throughthetardisdoor

    Game of Thrones Season 4 Bloopers [x]

    (Source: stormborns)

     
  9. 16:19

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    Reblogged from nbrhoods

    justincognegro:

    raven’s face. lol

     
  10. 16:17

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    supermattural:

    diarrheasmoothie:

    me praying and thanking the lord for this wonderful meal

    image

    did you just eat your girl out to hey arnold 

    (Source: dildonts)