1. 19:54 1st Oct 2014

    Notes: 428098

    Reblogged from racheeelxo

    purrprinthom:

    sketchinetch:

    cremebuns:

    emeralddragoness:

    cremebuns:

    A man just walked past me and said “excuse me, but you look very nice tonight darlin” I said thank you and he said you’re welcome and walked off. And that is how you compliment a woman without harassing them

    No, that is still unsolicited, and thus, harassment. No amount of “darlins” is gonna make me not want to punch your ass for coming on to me without provocation.

    GOD

    SHUT UP

    UR SO STUPID

    image

    [x]

    the comic is killing me

    (Source: cremebun)

     
  2. 19:16

    Notes: 32

    Reblogged from badass-legolas

    awfulhappy:

    have you ever given a blowgob? it is where midway through you look up and into the distance and say ‘i’ve have made a huge mistake’

     
  3. 19:16

    Notes: 326827

    Reblogged from badass-legolas

    omfgsid:

    My 4 year old brother told me he was scared to grow up and cried for like 10 minutes straight

    finally I asked why he was so scared

    and he said he was scared of drinking coffee

    coffee

     
  4. 19:15

    Notes: 1131202

    Reblogged from drunkorworse

    o-dawgtheinvincible:

    sigmarikz:

    certaflyably:

    thirstingaintdead:

    Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension

    1. "Make me",
    2. "oh really",
    3. "is that so"

    "prove it"

    "What’s in it for me?"

    "The Black Death was one of the most devastating pandemics in human history, resulting in the deaths of an estimated 75 to 200 million people and peaking in Europe in the years 1348–50 CE."

     
  5. 18:05

    Notes: 694742

    Reblogged from nbrhoods

    stereofeathers:

touniteallfandomswithinournation:

thrintagecats:

maudelynn:

INCOMING SHUFFLESNUFFLER DETECTED
AUTOMATED DEFENSE SYSTEMS ONLINE
snufflesnufflesnuffle

putting this here for when i get sads. 

BRACE YOURSELVES THE SNUFFLER IS COMING

he just locks on to the target though

    stereofeathers:

    touniteallfandomswithinournation:

    thrintagecats:

    maudelynn:

    INCOMING SHUFFLESNUFFLER DETECTED

    AUTOMATED DEFENSE SYSTEMS ONLINE

    snufflesnufflesnuffle

    putting this here for when i get sads. 

    BRACE YOURSELVES THE SNUFFLER IS COMING

    he just locks on to the target though

    (Source: elliedijulio)

     
  6. 17:54

    Notes: 162989

    Reblogged from racheeelxo

    wylieeeeee:

    wylieeeeee:

    I’m holding a charity event tonight for people who can’t reach orgasm.

    If you can’t come let me know.

     
  7. 17:40

    Notes: 173093

    Reblogged from lady--killa

    avatar-trisana:

shiraglassman:

catpit:

swansoft:

friends with nice hair s


so basically

I CANNOT CONTAIN MY SQUEE

HIJABI FAIRIES
HIJABI FAIRIES
GIVE ME SIX DOZEN CHILDRENSBOOKS ABOUT THESE THREE
NOW

    avatar-trisana:

    shiraglassman:

    catpit:

    swansoft:

    friends with nice hair s

    girls

    so basically

    I CANNOT CONTAIN MY SQUEE

    HIJABI FAIRIES

    HIJABI FAIRIES

    GIVE ME SIX DOZEN CHILDRENSBOOKS ABOUT THESE THREE

    NOW

    (Source: mistyfairytale)

     
  8. 17:13

    Notes: 54283

    Reblogged from nbrhoods

    white-people-be-like:

    What made you think that finding the biggest black guy was a good idea.

     
  9. 17:04

    Notes: 70902

    Reblogged from drunkorworse

    oberon-king-of-the-fairies:

    beasleypercussion:

    jaclcfrost:

    "you’ll understand when you’re older"

    i am older and i understand absolutely nothing

    I actually think I know less than what I did when I was younger. 

    dear god yes. Kindergarten was like “yeah i could probably rule the entire world why aren’t I president yet” and now i’m just “how do i get out of bed”

    what the hell happened

     
  10. 16:47

    Notes: 13027

    Reblogged from drunkorworse

    swagmage420:

cocaineteas:

But look how he opens the pussy… Like it was a bird cage lmao.

I think I’m gonna be sick

    swagmage420:

    cocaineteas:

    But look how he opens the pussy… Like it was a bird cage lmao.

    I think I’m gonna be sick